Saturday, June 29, 2013

You Need at Least One Woman!

I have once thought this myself, and perhaps have even said it in jest, but the man behind the counter was quite serious in making this statement. It was Friday night, the weekend here in Iraq, and at the particular establishment we wished to enter, it was couples night. My friends who have been to the restaurant before had never heard of this, and as it was my last night in the city, and it was the only Chinese restaurant, they weren't going to back down without a fight!

The location: a hotel with a Chinese restaurant on the 6th Floor, which we were attempting to go to in Sulaimaniya, Kurdistan, Iraq. We exited the cab in front of the hotel, and entered through the main door: a large rotating, glass door that places you right in front of a metal detector. I take my phone, my money clip, my wallet out of my pocket and place them on the machine. Since there is no place to put my coat, I wear while I walk through the machine knowing it will go off. When it does, I start to take off my jacket. The guard stops me when I have opened it enough to show that I am not carrying a gun. A wonderful beginning.

It was after going through this rather minor inconvenience that we realized that we had entered through the wrong door, and that the old adage "you can't get there from here" actually did apply. So we went right back out the door and attempted to go in the correct one when we were stopped by the security guard who informed us that it was "Couples' Night".

The two friends I was with, an Iraqi and an American, decided that trying to deal with security was pointless; we returned to where we had just left. Fortunately it had been such a short time that the security guard allowed us to just go through. We approached the front desk and asked them about this rule and see if we could bypass it.

--It is couple's night. You must be a couple to go.
-- Well, in some places a couple can be two men, a boyfriend/girlfriend.
--That is country to country not universal. We have to listen to what the restaurant says.
-- Is it possible to sit down here and have them deliver the food to us.
-- No. But you can enjoy our Italian food.
-- My friend is gluten intolerant. He can't have pasta or pizza.
-- You can come back another night.
-- My friend is leaving tomorrow, and we are leaving not to long after that.
-- I am sorry.
-- Couldn't you just let us go.
-- It is the rules; you need have at least on woman. It is couple's night on weekends.
-- Do you know where we can get a woman?

We decided to try the Italian Restaurant. However, when we turned to leave, the person at the desk asked us to hold on. We sat in the lobby and waited. After the time it takes a person to smoke a cigarette, we were told that someone had come to take us up to the Chinese restaurant! We were escorted to the guard at the other entrance where we were stopped and told to wait. The security guard made a couple of calls on his radio, and begrudgingly let us enter.

The restaurant was almost completely empty, and never became any fuller the whole time we were there! Not too long after we ordered, what appeared to be the head of security approached us and asked us if we were "in the hotel". Of course we were not guests, and we told him so, though I am not sure it should have made a difference. He noted this on his clipboard and walked away scowling. We never saw him again!

Apparently, rules are rules, even if it costs you money, and you can get around those rules if you are persistent and the people feel there is benefit from doing so.... Oh, how I miss Iraq!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

A Long Trip Home!

I am finally back in Standish visiting my brother. It took a long time to get here, and there were many side trips along the way. I returned to the US from Afghanistan in March. I did my out-processing in San Antonio, TX and then moved on to Dallas for a week to attend a conference. In an attempt to relax and learn a bit, I headed to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for a couple of months. 

During that time, I took a weekend trip to Phoenix, Arizona and a week-long trip to Hawaii to take care of some school business. This made for a bit of a stressful situation that precluded the chance of any real relaxation. I also had a  week trip to Denver to add to that as well. 

When I finally found my way out of Mexico, I ended up in Toronto for 4 days or so! From there I experienced a number of delays and issues, but I finally made it here! This will last for a couple of weeks. I am not sure what I am going to do here, but I am sure I will think of something. I am hoping to be able to visit a few friends, take a test, and get some other little projects accomplished (though I am feeling very unmotivated at the moment).

All in all, this trip back to Michigan ended up taking just under 3 months to accomplish. I am in the process of looking for my next job. I thought I had two different ones, but apparently those aren't going to happen, and I have one that is a really good possibility, but I won't know anything for sure until about the middle of the month. I think I can hold on that long, but with the pay issues I have been having, I am not sure... I guess we shall see how it all works out. It has been an adventure.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Sleepless in Toronto

Seattle has the Space Needle; Toronto has the CN Tower, but apparently both are ripe with reasons to not sleep. Unfortunately, my reasons are less enjoyable than what could normally be the case. I arrived at my hotel a couple of days around 1:30am. I took some time to wind down and then finally went to bed to get 2 - 2.5 hours of sleep. I figured I would sleep the next night as I would be so tired from the days activities and not having slept that night.

The following evening, however, was even worse! Apparently the hotel at which I am staying does not have soundproof walls, though one would assume this to not be a problem. Sadly, there are currently a group of either high schoolers or first year university students staying in rooms on either side of me. They decided that Friday night was a good time to have a party, get drunk, fight, make a lot of noise, and stay up ALL night! And I suffered through it all. If I would have thought about it, I would have brought ear plugs along with me for just such an occasion. So, after a night with no sleep, I sat through presentations, went to a party, and finally returned to my room about 10:30pm. Of course sleep did not find me until around 2ish, but at least it was quiet!

Hopefully tonight will be quieter. I don't currently have anything planned for this evening, but that has been known to change very quickly here. I guess we'll just have to wait and find out.